porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
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