Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Randomize
