Already got asked if we're dating
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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