he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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