it wasn't lemon gatorade
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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