So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
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