was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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