I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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