just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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