Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Randomize
