WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
