Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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