It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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