what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
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