I think scott just propositioned me for sex
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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