i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
