some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
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