I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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