Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
well you can't waste a boner
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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