I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
It's Friday. Sex?
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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