summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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