So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
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