The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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