I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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