i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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