He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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