But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I'm drunk at a fancy martini bar, wearing jeans, drinking cheap vodka that I brought in my purse. Got thrown out of court for using my cell phone. All in all calling Thursday a success.
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
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