He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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