to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Man, jail baloney is awful.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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