The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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