i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Houston, we have a blender
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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