My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
he fucked my hip out of place.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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