So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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