My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
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