I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Come see our sink grown plant.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Randomize
