that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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