what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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