The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
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