There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
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