thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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