I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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