marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
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