i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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