I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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