can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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