I just threw up on my dentist
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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