My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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