i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
4 words: hood of his car
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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