i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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