Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
Randomize
